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Valentine’s Day Alert: A Weed-Shaped “Mary Jane” Vibrator

So you slept on it and now you need a Valentine’s Day gift for your stoner girl. You could hit up 1-800-Flowers. Or you could head to the dispensary and cop either some Puss Kush, some infused chocolates, or some tincture for her camel toe.

Or you can come in hot out of left field and get your girl hot with this “Mary Jane Vibrator from Ganja Vibes. I’ve never bought or used a vibrator, so I’m not really sure if there are industry standards,  but it looks like this thing’s girth and pot-leaf shape could provide a mixed bag of genital emotions and might be a lil uncomfortable:

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Or your girl could have a horizontal slit perfect for this shape. Priced at $79.69, it’s not a cheap “pleasure egg” (but again, I’m not so sure what the going rate on vibrators is these days). And sadly, I don’t think there’s a plug-in or add-on that lets you hook a vaporizer or bowl up to the device to shoot smoke into your girl’s cooch. Still, if you think your girl literally dreams about what it would like to have a nug lodged inside her, then it’s not a bad idea to get this piece in her box.

Cause nothing says love like a pot-shaped piece of silicon that vibrates all up in Bae’s bush.

You can order the Mary Jane Vibrator here

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