Attention Smoker’s Club Members:
With Election Day less than 24 hours away, we are pleading and begging everyone to go out and vote… against Donald Trump. Besides being a complete megalomaniac, a douche bag of epic proportions, and the guy who has proudly won the prestigious award for “Man with the Shittiest Hairdo” 11 consecutive years, Trump now has real shot at being the president of the United States. That’s a scary fucking thought.
So, we took it upon ourselves to reach out to some pivotal people in our quest to defeat The Donald, and were excited when internet sensation and the country’s most famous undecided voter, Ken Bone, got back to us. We were even more excited when he told us that he had indeed made his decision, and that decision was to not pass Trump the blunt.
Then, to our delight, following months of no response from the republican nominee, we were finally able to get Trump himself in the studio for a heated and often contentious debate with Mr. Bone. Check out this never been seen footage of Bone schooling Trump over his shitty high-rises, failed businesses (Trump Steaks, Trump Airlines, Trump Vodka, Trump: The Game, Trump Magazine, Trump University, Trump Ice, Tour de Trump, The Trump Network, etc.) and his perverted obsession with his own smoking hot daughter.
Listen, we’re not huge Hillary fans per say, but this guy cannot be the “ruler of the free world.” This guy can not be in charge of the “red button.” This guy should not be allowed to “grab her by the pussy.”
Please, if only as a loyal Club member, go out on November 8th and vote against this sad excuse for a candidate so America doesn’t have to be the laughing stock of the planet. And most importantly, don’t ever ever ever ever pass Trump the blunt!