Dan Bilzerian is neither here nor there. He’s kind of taint but he’s also kind of the man.
Cause when you’re that rich, you’re going to get bored, and you’re going to do stupid shit with your free time. You don’t go to the Golden Corral for Salisbury Steak when you’re rich. You go to The Palm or Lugers. You don’t bang normal girls, you pay for models, etc..
Bilzerian finally did his bike ride bet (drove to LA from Vegas in under 48 hours) for a cool $1 million and it sounds like he won pretty easily. He gamed the system by using a van to help jet stream him/keep his speed at 25 mph so he basically legally cheated/pulled a pretty smart move.
Bilzerian crushed the bet way earlier than he even had to, but the interesting part comes from the guy who lost the bet. It sounds pretty much definite that Bilzerian was stoned during the ride:
— Bill Perkins (Guy) (@bp22) March 31, 2016
Clearly, weed was the drug at play and the one he was allowed to use. If you’re making the bet against him, weed is definitely the drug you want him on. You want him smoking up, getting dry mouth, and passing out during the race. But that didn’t happen.
Bilzerian blazes, I hear, a lot. That makes him a lot cooler or at least a lot more tolerable. Doing this blazed makes it also a major win for the stoner world. Michael Phelps won gold. Von Miller won the Super Bowl. Bilzerian rode to Vegas. The whole lazy stoner myth is just getting so shredded lately thanks to powerful Sativas.
Here’s the absurd video where it looks like he’s being pulled by a rope:
“used others allowed”