Weed Quitter Miley Cyrus Hasn’t Blazed in 10 Weeks

Miley Cyrus used to smoke hella trees, say that “weed is the best drug on earth” and dress like this:

Since having a revelation/promoting some new music, Cyrus has gone sober–and for her that includes not smoking weed. Miley hasn’t smoked weed in about 10 weeks, and I guess that’s “news”. Initially, Cyrus said that the decision was good because:

“I like to surround myself with people that make me want to get better, more evolved, open. And I was noticing, it’s not the people that are stoned. I want to be super clear and sharp, because I know exactly where I want to be.” [Jezebel]

Interesting logic, considering she’s been pretty successful while smoking doobies and also been a vocal advocate for legalization. Maybe Miley was just surrounding herself with the wrong stoners? Yeah, we’re not all sharp, but many of us are definitely all about “evolving.”

To clarify and probably do some damage control, Cyrus told Sirius XM in an interview she is in fact still hanging with her stoner friends. Not only hanging out–she’s helping them get less evolved:

“I still roll the joints for them! I just sit there. I roll fat joints, too.”

Shockingly, her eyes are no longer red all the time, as she told Cosmopolitan:

“Look at my eyes, look at how white they are,” she said. “They’re clear and open and I can see and all that.”

A tolerance break is a good thing every now and then. But 10 weeks is more than just a week or two or even a month off: that’s commitment. I can’t remember the last time I went 10 days (I try to take a week a year off), let alone 10 weeks.

And just like anyone who loves weed like Miley definitely still does…the dank side shall retrieve her.




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