It sucks for the Seahawks but Marshawn Lynch’s retiring is a serious blessing for the rest of us. Beast Mode OG is off in Egypt right now cause why not. And he’s having the time of his life, spitting hot fire on camels and just living la Vida loca:
— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks) February 29, 2016
He’s also sliding on mini ramps in front of the Cairo tower (careful Marshawn, you’re not wearing a helmet anywhere!):
— AFWB (@AFWBCAMP) March 1, 2016
Please someone hand this man a travel television show, and preferably one in which he smokes a ton of weed. While Snoop said last year Beast Mode doesn’t blaze cause he’s focused on his career, there is little to no doubt he’s about that life now that he’s out of the league.
(Though it might be tough finding weed in Egypt*)