Walmart is Selling a Pot-Leaf Christmas Tree

You want to get some lit XMas trees sent with FREE SHIPPING just in time for the high holidays? Then WALMART is your plug!

Today’s sign of the imminent cannabis apocalypse / corporate take-over is Walmart’s latest ploy to rob stoners of their money and identity:

The original Weed Christmas Tree™

This Pot Leaf Christmas tree will “light up” the room and put your mind in the right head-space for holiday cheer. You’ll be able to relax and giggle at the marijuana leavesand decorate it as you please. This alternative Christmas tree is perfect for personaltop shelf life at home or as a medical dispensary decoration. Green Wishes and Happy Holidhaze!

  • Realistic marijuanaleaves

(Hey asshole, its two words).

  • Ornaments and bow not included

(Hey asshole, wtf are the bows at then?)

  • Approximately 7′ tall

So the tree is as tall as Kristaps Porzingis but not nearly as real or as fire.

Real talk on Walmart: first it was a rosin press, now it’s this. When people start buying weed from Walmart, that’s the day I leave this industry in the dust and start selling

h/t John Schroyer



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