Stoner Theory: Squirrel Master in Half Baked Was Mary Jane’s Father

This might be the greatest #TBT stoner edition of all time.

The best stoner comedy of all time, Half Baked is a pretty straight-forward film with a simple “watch stoners try and solve a problem” plot to follow. But the simple movie might have an insanely sneaky-yet-clever plot twist that literally sent my mouth gaping this morning.

While visiting Kenny in jail, Dave Chappelle’s Thurgood Jenkins comes across his instant fling: Mary Jane. While in jail, Kenny’s savior from an ass chafing by Nasty Nate is none other than Tommy Chong’s the Squirrel Master.

Soon after they start dating, Mary Jane tells Thurgood that her dad–who she was visiting in jail–was locked up for selling weed. In the movie, there’s then zero correlation between the two stories. Kenny becomes Squirrel Master’s bitch, and Mary Jane becomes Thurgood’s bitch.

At the end of the movie (pictured above), Mary Jane makes Thurgood toss out his last joint and swear off weed.

Flash-forward to today. Fast Company recently featured a picture of Mary Jane (Rachel True) at a women’s in an article. Readers of the article began tweeting that it couldn’t be her cause Mary Jane doesn’t smoke weed to which she responded…

 

She’s either playing serious games on our high-ass minds or dropping a knowledge bomb on us.

It’s really so obvious it hurts…but the dad Mary Jane was visiting in jail HAS GOT to be Tommy Chong…right?

Crazy stoner conspiracy or not, this seems to confirm that the Squirrel Master was more than one of the sneakiest funny character of all time. He was actually the catalyst that set the entire film’s entire subplot into motion in a crazy genius way.

h/t Now This Weed

 

Super Troopers 2 Teaser Drops, Movie Out 4/20/2018

There’s no powdered sugar, but damn does it look delicious. 6 months after wrapping filming, the Broken Lizard squad has finally dropped some visuals for the loooong-awaited sequel (15 years in the making).

The movie takes place in Canada, the Meow game has turned into “Meownties”, Farva is still fat, and the crew now wears red cop uniforms. Aside from a potential pube shaving scene involving whipped cream and a cherry, there’s really not much of note.

But just seeing the guys back on screen together is a refreshing way to start a Monday:

^A+ Farva shirt.

What’s the trailer missing? Rob Lowe, Willie Nelson, and Emmanuel Chriqui (Sloan from Entourage), and any sense of the plot.

 

 

 

Dude Takes a Dab With Mayonnaise as Bong Water

I love Mayonnaise to the extent that I dip my french fries in it and smear that pure fat on my burger. But this cat either has a huge crush on Patty Mayonnaise or waaayy too much time on his hands.

WHY:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BW84-utHcIY/?taken-by=highpeopledoingstuff

 

 

Packers TE Martellus Bennett Raps About Cap’N Crunch

If you eat Cap’n Crunch, there’s a solid chance you smoke weed. If you rap about Cap’N Crunch as a guest on Snoop Dogg’s GGN…you most definitely smoke weed and there’s a solid chance you eat Cap’N Crunch for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Hot off his Super Bowl win, Martellus Bennett aka The Black Unicorn, has switched squads from New England to Green Bay. Suffice it to say the newest Green Bowl Packer is living up to his legacy thus far…and that legacy is one that includes saying awesome things most NFL players are too shy to say:

Martellus Bennett: club member. Captain Emeritus of our NFL Stoner Team, this guy is going places. Most likely to another playoff berth and Safeway to stock up on the Cap’n.

Live on the Loopr Lounge at Sensi Night 6/22/2017

Denver’s premier cannabis tourism company, Loopr, gives you a live look into what the city’s true cannabis culture looks like. With it’s enormous, pimped out party dab bus, the weed party bus helps give the city a safe place to smoke up. Check it out:

It was lit and we were live at another Sensi Night with Sensi Mag in Denver, Colorado. When the cannabis community and the marijuana industry in Colorado get together in Denver, the puff bus is always there to give consumers a safe place to socialize and consume cannabis together.

Our E-Nails we’re cooking all night as dabs of live resin and hash oil flooded through the bus’ sensi system. There was smoke, there was music, and there was an industry gathering to remember.

Our Livestream got over 44,000 views and reached over 168,000 people! Tune in to see what a live look into the Loopr bus shows:

LIVE n LIT on Loopr

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LIVE n LIT on Loopr

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And stay tuned to more events like this!

Joey Bada$$ and Statik Selektah Just Dropped Three New Tracks

Joey and Statik are a powerhouse. Whenever they release something you know it’s worth the listen. With that, here are some tracks to hold you over until Joey’s much-anticipated tour with Logic. Check out the first three and stick around for the rest of the playlist, it’s definitely worth it.

Tupac Dumped Madonna Because She’s White

News of the day (for me at least): Tupac used to get it on with Madonna.

Other news of the day: Tupac dumped Madonna cause she’s white. And he did so via a written letter from jail with impeccable handwriting:

So Tupac dumped Madonna cause he didn’t want his image as a gangster rapper to take a hit…And because she may or may not have been with other rappers/basketball players.

*”Can you feel me?” has to be the greatest sign-off to a breakup letter from jail of all time.

Legends never die–especially when they’ve gotten it in with Madonna and have love letters from jail to prove it.

John Mayer Switched From Alcohol to Weed

Touring with the Grateful Dead seems to have paid off for John Mayer. Mayer plays the role of Jerry Garcia for the band on stage, but he’s also playing a part of the role while off the stage (minus the acid and dope).

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Mayer explains how he’s dropped alcohol from his life and replaced the Bud Lights with dank buds:

I put it where drinking used to go, and the quality of life has gone up considerably. Drinking is a fucking con. How much is enough? Every time I drank, I was looking for some sort of regulated amount. It always feels wrong for me. I always feel like I went overboard. “I said two, now it’s three, now we’re at four?” I never had a serious issue with it, but I remember looking around going, “This feels rigged. I’m taking a break. There’s never an amount that felt like I was succeeding at life. It always felt wrong. [Rolling Stone]

Mayer is clearly no longer waiting on the world to change–he’s helping change it. This is real talk in a major publication from a rock star that doesn’t scream “weed icon.”

Dropping booze for weed is basically the most righteous, sensible decision anyone can make. I drank heavily for the first time in months last week and I’m still hung over.

Liquor is poison. Weed is potion.

Freddie Gibbs Gets Vintage in “Andrea” Video

Freddie Gibbs finally gives us a music video for “Andrea,” off of You Only Live 2wice. It’s a simple video offering us an extremely fresh Gangsta Gibbs casually driving a vintage Ford Mustang alongside the blazing Californian countryside. Straight fire.

Peep the video below:

Light One To Curren$y’s Latest Joint “Money in the Air”

Curren$y just released his newest track on Soundcloud, with production by Don Cannon. Spitta’s taking it back to basics with a song filled with thankyous and a carefree sensibility. Take a listen and let us know what you think in the comments below.

Clams Casino’s New Instrumental Tape Is More of That Mystic Shit We Love

Whenever I go into a new work day I do three things: pop my lunch in the fridge, check my emails, and listen to whatever Clams Casino uploaded the night before… Okay, you got me, I don’t always bring lunch, but when I do it’s gotta be refrigerated.

Regardless of what I’m eating today, Clams just dropped his newest mixtape, Instrumentals 4, which can be downloaded as well. It includes instrumentals he made for Vince Staples, A$AP Ferg, and Danny Brown. So, even if you’ve been sleeping on Clams, you’re bound to have heard something of his recently.

Before reviewing anything I like to see how it bumps and how it affects my productivity. They need to be partners. After I start writing I like to restart the record. Music, to me, needs to be fluid, it needs to accompany me daily. The music can’t play an antagonistic role. I don’t normally listen to instrumental tracks but that doesn’t matter, if I can achieve all that I need to achieve, to me, it’s good music.

The track list is as follows. Listen to the new Clams, below:

01 Say Your Prayers
02 Uncle (A$AP Ferg)
03 Wavey
04 Stem / Long Stem Remix (DJ Shadow)
05 Time
06 Worth It (Danny Brown)
07 Surf (Vince Staples)
08 Norf Norf (Vince Staples)
09 Kali Yuga (Ghostmane)
10 Leave With You (Lucki)
11 Elastic Heart Remix (Sia)
12 Talk It (A$AP Ferg)
13 Summertime (Vince Staples)

Clams does not disappoint. The rest is for you to decide.

– Grip

 

Bow Wow Shops at This Dispensary in Denver, Colorado

He’s not Lil anymore but he’s still called Bow Wow. Shad Moss is all grown up–he’s 3o–and that means he can legally buy weed in the green state of Colorado.

Bow Wow paid a visit one of Denver and Colorado’s premier dispensaries MMJ America and did not come away empty handed:

Yup, he’s definitely a member of the club:

Just kicking it.. @gbny123 #Guhhatl

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