wow I ate a bunch of edibles a couple days ago and just woke up in a whole new year— The Smokers Club (@TheSmokersClub) January 2, 2022
This was not tongue-in-cheek or hyperbole. I legit ate way too many gummies on Friday night and woke up in a whole new year. And not even on January 1st, it was the 2nd. They were 10mg bangers so I thought I was golden to eat like three or four. Wrong. These babies slapped. Well, I also ate like eight of them. I'm in the thick of watching Dexter for the first time and he was hot on the trail of the Ice Truck Killer, or maybe it was the other way around. Either way, I caught myself just snacking away on weed gummies like they were regular degular Haribos or something.
Hello 2022. Hey hi how ya dern.
So, if you're like me, you're taking it slow to start the year. The last couple years were rough, let's ease into this new one. Take a beat. Start work from bed like I am right now. Unless you actually have to go into an office or school or some shit, in which case, I salute you for your service. Because the way Omarion is running around putting iceboxes where people's lungs used to be, I'm not leaving the crib until Summer.
If I'm to assume we're pretty much all working from home for the time being and 2021 left us all hurting a little bit, let's do some self-care real quick to kick off the new campaign.
Don't be a fucking hero with the wardrobe, it's just a Zoom call. Run the sweat set. And to be honest, you should retire last year's ensemble and get yourself a brand new Member set or two to really do this right.
After you pour up, grab the Carrot Cake out of the Re:Stash Jar, where it's kept impeccably fresh due to the state-of-the-art airtight design. Not to mention it traps the intense aroma inside so your bum ass neighbors don't complain again about the "gas leak."
Then, weight out your sticky icky blunt filler. We're being exact this year, people. Consistency is key. We recommend a The Smokers Club Scale because it's extremely accurate and will match the rest of your smoking tools. Then, grind up some Smokers Club Trees in your Smokers Club Grinder and dump out all the fluffy, evenly shredded buds onto your Smokers Club Rolling Tray. You see where we're going with this, right? Upgrade your whole smoking self.
Once that's all done, it's time to get to work. We got a big 2022 ahead of us, Members.